Wives are Such a Big Help.
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, “What’s the problem, officer?”
Officer: “You were going at least 125kmp/h
Man: “No sir, I was going 100kmp/h.”
Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 140kmp/h.” (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. “
Man: “Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks.” (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”
Man: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”
Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”
The man turned to his wife and yelled, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!”
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The officer turned to the woman and asked, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”
The wife said, “No, only when he’s drunk.
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