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- <div id="texte">Wives are Such a Big Help.<br>
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.
The man says, “What’s the problem, officer?”<br>
- Officer: “You were going at least 125kmp/h<br>
- Man: “No sir, I was going 100kmp/h.”<br>
- Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 140kmp/h.” (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)<br>
- Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. “<br>
- Man: “Broken taillight? I didn’t know about a broken taillight!”<br>
- Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that taillight for weeks.” (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)<br>
- Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”<br>
- Man: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”<br>
- Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.”<br>
The man turned to his wife and yelled, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!”<br>
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The officer turned to the woman and asked, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”<br>
- The wife said, “No, only when he’s drunk.<br>